December 2009
276 posts
FML
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
FML
fmylife:
Today, my daughter thought that my new and expensive cologne smelled funny. She then decided to empty its contents down the toilet and refill the bottle with “nice-smelling things”. I now smell like a mixture of chicken soup, my wife’s perfume, tomato sauce and orange juice. FML
FML
fmylife:
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
FML
fmylife:
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
FML
fmylife:
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
